'Presumption of Criminality' Kept Bush, Cheney From 9/11 Testimony

Charlie Sheen is barking up the wrong controlled-demolition tree. If you want the real dirt on 9/11, you just need to watch a White House daily briefing. That crazy Tony Snow slips in some strange stuff!

Remember how Bush and Cheney wouldn’t go under oath or even On the Record for the 9/11 Commission? And how they would only talk together, to keep their bullshit story straight?

After the jump, thrill to the antics of the White House Press Corps as they lure Snow into a trap he may never escape.

Q But do you agree that transparency is something that this administration shuns?

MR. SNOW: No, I don’t agree.

Q Okay, when it was time for the Vice President to give up the list of names of his energy council —

MR. SNOW: Well, as you recall, April, that was, in fact, a separation of powers case that the Vice President —

Q I understand —

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