The Nine Lives of Osama bin Laden

He lives, he dies, he lives, he dies
Here's the most preposterous thing about this story.

After they "killed" him his last time, they took his body and threw it into the sea.

Arguably, the most wanted man in the world and the only proof that he was killed the other day is this:

1. A woman on the scene said it was him

2. The people on the scene said it looked like him

3. DNA tests "conclusively" proved it was him